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A Quaint Little Drinking Town With a Cowboy Problem, Livermore, California bumper sticker
  • 11.5" × 3"
  • Weatherproof
  • From Livermore
Local Roast

A Quaint Little Drinking Town With a Cowboy Problem

Livermore, in one honest sentence.

Pick your poison

Weatherproof vinyl. Lives outside. Made for bumpers, coolers and Yetis.

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● In stock● Flat-rate U.S. shipping · free over $25● Ships in 2–4 days from Livermore

Livermore is a lovely little wine town with award-winning vineyards, a charming downtown, and, for one glorious week every June, an absolutely undeniable cowboy problem.

The signs go up. The statue comes out. The police trade their badges for a mounted patrol. Otherwise reasonable adults dig boots out of the closet and start saying 'howdy' unironically. It is the best kind of problem a town can have.

A loving roast of the greatest little drinking town in the Tri-Valley. Wear it with a wink.

  • 11.5" × 3", classic Western slab, big enough to read at the light
  • Bold black + bone. No notes
  • Designed in Livermore, California
  • Pairs suspiciously well with a tasting flight
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